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If she still plays laser tag, she’s too young for you, bro.

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If her Keds still light up, she’s too young for you, bro.

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If she still has the parental controls on her TV, she’s too young for you, bro.

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If she only owns Snow White on DVD, she’s too young for you, man.

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If she’s got a basket on her bicycle, she’s too young for you, man.

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Yo, if she still has coloring books, she’s too young for you, man.

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Toodles, whore.

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I don’t want to drink anymore, but I feel like if I was sober, I’d be bored.

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This is the things I think I’m addicted to: Bronzer, boys and alcohol.

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I’m not a phenomenon. I’m a train wreck.

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We just got chemistry, you know? And I’m not talking about the class.

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Old people, they lose their sex life and that’s not a fun time. That’s why people always get divorced.

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I need a mind condom because I’m being mind fucked.

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It’s hard being this cool, you know?

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I will fuckin attack you like a squirrel monkey.

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If she still plays laser tag, she’s too young for you, bro.

If her Keds still light up, she’s too young for you, bro.

If she still has the parental controls on her TV, she’s too young for you, bro.

If she only owns Snow White on DVD, she’s too young for you, man.

If she’s got a basket on her bicycle, she’s too young for you, man.

Yo, if she still has coloring books, she’s too young for you, man.

Toodles, whore.

I don’t want to drink anymore, but I feel like if I was sober, I’d be bored.

This is the things I think I’m addicted to: Bronzer, boys and alcohol.

I’m not a phenomenon. I’m a train wreck.

We just got chemistry, you know? And I’m not talking about the class.

Old people, they lose their sex life and that’s not a fun time. That’s why people always get divorced.

I need a mind condom because I’m being mind fucked.

It’s hard being this cool, you know?

I will fuckin attack you like a squirrel monkey.

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