Posts Tagged ‘men’

Marilyn Monroe

Dogs have never hurt me. Only men have.

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July 17th, 2011 in Likes : Comments Off
Taxis

Men are like parking spaces – all the good ones are taken.

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November 13th, 2010 in Likes : Comments Off
Snow Road

Men are like snowstorms – you never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long it’ll last.

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Eye Mascara Grey

Men are like mascara – they usually run at the first sight of emotion.

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Mushroom

Men are like government bonds – they take so long to mature.

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Boy Balloon Wallflowers

Men are like commercials – you can’t believe a word they say.

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Chocolate Cup Plate Spoon

Men are like chocolate bars – sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

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Woods

Men are like blenders – you need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

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House Sky

Men are like weather – nothing can be done to change them.

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Woods Path Light

Men are like bananas – the older they get, the less firm they are.

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Cloudy Sky Night Woods

Men are like laxatives – they annoy the crap out of you.

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Black White Rose Purse Chanel

If he asks what sort of books you are interested in, tell him checkbooks.

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Sunset Lamp Mountain Road

The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men would not ask for directions.

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Autumn Leaf Path

If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

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Wagon Grass Fence Sky

Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he’s too old for it.

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November 13th, 2010 in Likes : Comments Off
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