Posts Tagged ‘naughty’

Paris Hilton

Sorry I turned you on. Take a cold shower when you get home.

Tweet This Post

May 16th, 2011 in Likes : Comments Off
Make Up

The sexiest thing he could ever wear is the lip gloss off my lips.

Tweet This Post

March 6th, 2011 in Likes : Comments Off
Umbrella Rubber Ducky Water

I’m like your shoelace; let me loose and I’ll have you trippin.

Tweet This Post

March 6th, 2011 in Likes : Comments Off
Bartender Drinks

There ain’t nothing wrong with a girl who loves to go crazy for a hell of a good time.

Tweet This Post

March 6th, 2011 in Likes : Comments Off
Disco Ball Zebra Floor

Always stayin lady like but still actin crazy like.

Tweet This Post

March 6th, 2011 in Likes : Comments Off
Girl Doodle Wall

Everyone has a wild side. I just prefer to make mine very public.

Tweet This Post

March 6th, 2011 in Likes : Comments Off
3oh!3

Skip the tell and let’s just show.

Tweet This Post

February 16th, 2011 in Likes : Comments Off
Snow Road

Men are like snowstorms – you never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long it’ll last.

Tweet This Post

November 13th, 2010 in Likes : Comments Off
Woods Path Light

Men are like bananas – the older they get, the less firm they are.

Tweet This Post

November 13th, 2010 in Likes : Comments Off
The Hangover

It’s not illegal, it’s frowned upon, like… masturbating on an airplane.

Tweet This Post

November 3rd, 2010 in Likes : Comments Off
American Pie

Suck me, beautiful!

Tweet This Post

October 20th, 2010 in Likes : Comments Off
Jersey Shore

I’m drinking my horny goat weed, I’m gonna masturbate, and I’m going to bed.

Tweet This Post

September 30th, 2010 in Likes : Comments Off
Jersey Shore

I got front row seats for a slam session.

Tweet This Post

September 30th, 2010 in Likes : Comments Off
Jersey Shore

See that look in his eye? He’s ready to motorboat!

Tweet This Post

September 30th, 2010 in Likes : Comments Off
Jersey Shore

I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.

Tweet This Post

September 30th, 2010 in Likes : Comments Off
Page 1 of 212
© Copyright Je L'aime 2010. All Rights Reserved. Theme code provided by Skechie.