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Tonight might be a convenient night for us to have some intercourse.

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You are the worst. I hate looking at your face. I wanna smash it.

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You ever notice you can only ooze two things? Sexuality and pus. Man, I tell ya.

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I know a few things about love. Horrible, terrible, awful, awful things.

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When you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are going to be right about that.

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I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

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Myth: 3 Americans every year die from rabies. Fact: 4 Americans every year die from rabies.

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Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

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Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, “Would an idiot do that?” And if they would, I do not do that thing.

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And where it asks you to state your business he wrote, “Beeswax, Not Yours, Inc.”

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Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice… strike three.

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I never let anyone walk behind me, 7 out of 10 attacks are from the rear.

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You’re wrong for me in every way. But I still find myself wanting to be with you.

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I’m always thinking one step ahead. Like a… carpenter… that makes stairs.

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Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that’s bologna because grief isn’t wrong. There’s such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.

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Tonight might be a convenient night for us to have some intercourse.

You are the worst. I hate looking at your face. I wanna smash it.

You ever notice you can only ooze two things? Sexuality and pus. Man, I tell ya.

I know a few things about love. Horrible, terrible, awful, awful things.

When you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are going to be right about that.

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

Myth: 3 Americans every year die from rabies. Fact: 4 Americans every year die from rabies.

Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, “Would an idiot do that?” And if they would, I do not do that thing.

And where it asks you to state your business he wrote, “Beeswax, Not Yours, Inc.”

Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice… strike three.

I never let anyone walk behind me, 7 out of 10 attacks are from the rear.

You’re wrong for me in every way. But I still find myself wanting to be with you.

I’m always thinking one step ahead. Like a… carpenter… that makes stairs.

Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that’s bologna because grief isn’t wrong. There’s such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.

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