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Woody Allen

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

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Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

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What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn’t for certain people.

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To you I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.

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The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don’t have.

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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

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I think crime pays. The hours are good, you meet a lot of interesting people, you travel a lot.

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I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic.

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My brain? It’s my second favorite organ.

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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

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Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right.

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In my house I’m the boss. My wife is just the decision maker.

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I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

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I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

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